The Diary of a Fluctuater

Boys Suck Just as Much as Inspiration

Wanted to give you all a look back for a moment since in my life, there has been a massive correlation between BOYS and my WEIGHT and I even came up with a scale – How much do you have to weigh to get noticed by hottie in the corner while out and about???

A few nights ago I went out on the town in LA, some silly nightclub and felt pretty crappy even going out seeing as though the extra pounds don’t usually look so nice under a skin tight, HERVE LEDGER, mini dress.  But, despite my weight loss woes, I made my way out with a bunch of my girlfriends.

I know I have a boyfriend, but its always nice to know that other guys are at least somewhat interested.  That night, I was completely shafted.  Nobody turned heads.  Nothing.

A month before, and ten pounds before, I went out to the same LA nightclub.  I walked in the door equipped with my high heel stilettos, tight dress, and whispy hair (JUST AS I HAD ONE THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN I WAS IGNORED LIKE A PLAUGE) and there it was - jaws dropped, eyes googled me up and down, drinks were offered, dance requests made, photos taken. It was EUPHORIC.

I think that there should be some sort of scale for the downright Asshole-ness of men.

Ass-Hole Scale According to Me:

When a girl weighs over 150 pounds – RUN AWAY

When a girl weighs in between 140 and 150 – I can buy you a drink if you give it up

When a girl weighs under 140 pounds – WILL YOU MARRY ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!

I am just dumbfounded.  I dont look that different 20 pounds later, right, especially on a 5’7 frame?  How is it possible that within a months time I can be completely shafted at a club because my hips have a twang of curve?  LAME

Is society really that materialstic and judgmental?  GEEZZZ

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